Haven’t you always wanted to squash Mark Webber with your coffee? No, me neither. But if you have, here’s the perfect present for you from Etsy user SmallIdea, a squished Aussie Grit coaster.

Well we’ve featured weirder things on here before, right?

There’s also an Alonso USB stick which we’re presuming says “All the time you have to leave a space,” when full.