The only thing more predictable than the Mercedes one-two in Melbourne was Pastor Maldonado sticking it into the wall at turn one on the very first lap. OK, to be fair to Pastor it wasn’t his fault but it just had to be him didn’t it?

Alireza E was stood by the action and caught this awesome video of the crash, even adding a nice bit of slow-mo to it.

Pastor Maldonado’s crashing off agaaaaaaaain!