F1 is back and most importantly, so is Ted’s Notebook. For those who don’t watch in the UK, it’s basically one of Sky’s presenters bumbling around the paddock for half an hour.

Ted being Ted, he decided it’d be a good idea to measure the driver’s necks and the first person to take part was Daniel Ricciardo. Yep, you already know it’s going to be hilarious.

“Shall I take it to the bathroom to do the other measurement.” Yep, he went there.